Friday, June 30, 2006

The reason why I'm blogging right now because I'm super pek chek (fustrated) with the tadah, printer. Ugh I needa print stuff for my aunt and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the printer got jammed.

It happened last night too. I don't know if the printer just.don't.like.me.

Grmpf. Not only that, I have to do all those colour combination stuff and there's not enough paper of the same colour. What! My fault? I'm so fed up that I may even storm out of my house cut a tree, go to the paper factory, make paper and then use my clothes' dye to dye the paper. Or use colour pencils to colour..

Or maybe my aunt should just buy some colour paper.

HA! And I don't mind a new printer too..

I was trying to tell myself to be patient and all that stuff but Patience is definitely NOT my bestest friend in the whole wide world. At least I didn't pull my hair out.. (No, I don't even have hair to pull out according to some pig friend of mine.)

Alas, I've decided to stop the whole process since I have a faulty printer and no papers because I don't exactly own a paper factory. (I used to own a chocolate factory. Connection: Willy Wonka.)

And my mood is not exactly better because of this silly fact that I have lessons with Monster2 later. My mum is Monster and Monster2 is Dll. Ugggggggggggggggggggggggh. She's gonna say me for not practising and all those crap. I hope it's SAY and not scold. But it's not as if I've never got scolding from Monster2 but.. That's super not the point.

Lydia plays bumblebee. I play bumble-elephant. ( I have this thing for elephants) Fat, slow and idiotic. O, Monster2, let me off ): See on the fact that my hands are as fat as sausages resulting in slow motion bees.

It's not exactly my fault that I went to China without practising Bumblebee.
It's not exactly my fault that I went to Thailand without practising Bumblebee.
It's not exactly my fault that I lent HanXiao my book for her DSA audition, resulting in no book and thus, no scores.
It's not exactly my fault that I'm a nice kid and help my aunt to type and print stuff for her (there's a deadline, you know) and therefore not practising.

But no no, you don't tell stuff like that to monsters. You just keep quiet and pout. I just hope she's in a good mood. But her mood is like a pendulum swinging which reminds me of the Edgar Allan Poe story, and I'm the poor guy that got strapped down.

I don't even have food in the lesson so how am I gonna um, rub the food on the straps to attract rats. Grmpf. I'm already very unlucky.



I just like to whine.

" The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. "

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

[ Start of threat ]

TO HELL WITH THE EYES OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO READ MY BLOG AND DONT TAG! I'm serious. And now (if you read my blog last time) it's no more ducky. I kinda broke up with duck. No more bestfriend duck.

It's elephants now. Hoho. Elephants are big fat pigs. Um, elephants I mean. How can elephants be pigs? Anyways. Elephony (Telephony : the China phone) is my bestfriend now. Because they are fat then they make me feel like I'm skinny.

HOHO! That's why I like them. Anywayyy. As I was saying if you dont tag my elephonys will come and bang you. Because they have bouncy wobbly fats, they will make you, um, go v far. It doesn't sound very fierce. BUT I DONT CARE, tag lah.

I have one elephant in my very own living room.

Not scared?!

Anyways I also want to say the living room very nice because it's pink. Haha. Bimbo talk. :D

3 words for greedy eyes : Don't act brave.

[ End of threat ]


This is a China dustbin. YEP, it's a panda. I remember when I took it then some people said SIAO.

Siao you back.

Anyway just tilt your stupid head to the right and see the picture because I'm lazy to rotate it. Beally bazy. ( B language; hoho ) The words of the panda says um something. Dont know what it says and it's not my fault that the picture not-so-good. It's definitely NOT my chinese lan.

I bet you dont know what lan means. It means LOUZHI POKPOK.

Hohoho. I just realised I cannot remember anything special that happened today.

" For thou hast been a refuge for me, a strong tower from the enemy. "

Monday, June 26, 2006

:D AS I PROMISED! These are pics then people send to me. But ALOT of pictures that we took or at least I took using people's camera (HEH) haven't send to me yet. GRMPF.



Those CO members who went :D On the last day in China airport. ( Stupid Dominic mess my hair up. GRMPf. ) Anybody has the photo of the all the people who went China ? Send me leh *Nudge nudge.

I've decided not to put any photos anymore cos I'm very lazzhi. :D

Repeat after me, LAZZHI.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

HELLO! My blog is not dead yet. Really! Just that I just came back from China that day and then Thailand few hours ago.

" You take plane more than you take taxis ah? " said XXX. Ahhhhhhhhh, duh.

Just kidding, even though I secretly hope so. Anyways, I haven't been taking planes since a gazillion years ago okay. And most prob after this, I will not take planes for another gazillion years ):

Nevermind, I always have wings.

FLAP FLAP FLAP ! ( Sounds abit like a retarded bird trying to fly ! )

I know I've promised pictures from China and all that crap but I'm super lazy to transfer the pictures into the com and yadda yadda yadda. So no pictures. I shall just shake my leg and wait for people to send me pictures.

I'm pretty high now even though there's not much people online and I haven't been contacting all my friends for awhile which is pretty awful. That's because..

I DID PHYSICS!

Woohoo, I sort of finish the fys in a few hours. I feel gooooooood. It isn't A star work kinda thing, a FEW blanks here and there, abit untidy, um otherwise, it's great :D I mean for a person who just got off the plane a few hours ago.. It's FAN-tastic.

YAY!

Um besides that, I can't find my Math worksheet. HAHAA. It's not that I don't wanna do! I can't find it. REALLY cant find it. Hahahaha. If I decide to be a good girl tmr and pack my table and manage to find my Math worksheet, I SHALL DO IT. I like Maths okay even though I got a C5 for Elementary Math. Yes, the basic math. Blah!

Actually I'm at the computer now because I actually want to do my SS.. Then I decided to blog because I actually missed blogging.

Whoopy. This post is about HOMEWORK. How I love homework. My best friend.

HAHAHA. It reminds me of Cucumber and Egg and Tomato.

:D Beijing people?

#EDIT @ 1:16AM

Okay, I'm back again because less people are online and I can finally concentrate. PLUS, I miss blogging (: Have I made my point oh-so-clear? I've visited some blogs and it proves my point that it's been a looooooooooooong time since I've met up with my friends. So yay, school's reopening!

I think I have to talk abit about China right if not it seems like a wasted trip. I don't plan to write about all the places we went because I think alot of people would be doing that even though I don't know their blogs. ( And I don't really remember too! Hoho. )

I think the China trip was more about..

Getting to know more about others. Like getting to know each other better. I mean I shared a room with Eleen and then it's like 24 hours I'm with her and she's pretty rubbish. ( HAHA SHE JUST CAME ONLINE, WHOOPS! ) And how people around me actually like to da bian. Really really, big shit, da bian. Can you imagine that at least one conversation per day is about big shit? Because the shitting experience is never the same. And we are full of shit? Plus we talk about da bians in the middle of dinner. All Dominic's fault. Haha! ANDANDAND! It's super funny when you hear somebody fart. Then go Oooooooooooooooooooooooops :D Shan't talk about it already.

Songs. I've realised that thinking of actions for songs it's a great way to kill time besides using knifes. Aaaaaaaaaand, The Click Five has catchy songs! Like what Jingyang said something like actions are easier to remember than lyrics. ( O my gosh, I actually remember the rubbish he said. (: ) I think the actions that we come out are very cute. Self-praise worth a million bucks.

Bargaining. I absolutely detest fierce shopkeepers ): They scare me!

" How much? " says cute me.

" 10 yuan. " says fierco.

" 2 yuan? " says super cute me.

" No. " says fatso.

" 2 yuan lah? " says cutie pie.

" NO. " says flabby.

" 2 yuan.. " says small me in small voice.

*Small me in small voice walks out from the shop.

Funny decides to be funny and calls small me back.

" Okay okay, 5 yuan " says not-so-fierce-already shopkeeper.

" 2 yuan. " says confident cute me.

" OKAY. " says fierco fatso flabby shopkeeper with a stare that scared the shit out of me. But since she said okay, I shall call her nice shopkeepr. ( Btw did you notice that I'm always cute? Haha, just a fun FACT. )

Anyway this is just a small illustration. I think it's more dramatic than that. Ms Ho even told the shopkeeper that they can be friends or smth like that. Haha, super funny.

Cucumber and Egg being bestfriends. They are bestfriends and ME dont like it. *Pouts. Basically I think we ate them like everyday. Sometimes Cucumber betrays Egg and goes out with Tomato. Which is just as disgusting lah. Haha. I haven't been eating cucumbers anymore because I keep thinking of China food.

Long bus rides. I think just now I've said already to kill time just use songs (see above) and I think the long bus rides are like moving hotel rooms. Hoho, sometimes the whole bus is soo dead that we resort to games such as bigfish, smallfish which became bigshit, smallshit overtime. 205 when you just gang up with somebody to beat the other person up, hoho. I remember there was once the bus ride was full of cher-i-need-to-go-toilet people. So funny. The best part was that they could not laugh if not their pee would come out. Hahaha. And they started sitting near the door before the bus even stop so that they could rush out and go toilet!

4 points enough already. I used up all my brain cells. Wait a minute, do I even have brain cells? Do I have A brain? Nono, I have a friend called Brian. Just change the position of the letters. Haha.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Just some random conversation.

C: hey hey hey~
ME: ah? junyang album out? i know, hahahaha.

>private joke; in case you find it not funny (:

C: NO LA! haha. the diya album hor. 18th june. haha. she with this 5 other ppl. haha. i know u r not interested but act like u are.

ME: OH REALLY? so exciting (: i think i should join mediacorp.

C: why leh?

ME : drama what. aiyo. dumb.

C: oh ok. haha. nono. i was just ACTING DUMB. LOL. my acting skills pro hor?haha.

ME: haha. i think you're NATURALLY dumb okay!

Then some whining.

And C decides to make his own joke.

i think you're more RANDOM. MODNAR. haha.
i think the word cool leh!
MODNAR
haha
like MODNAR lisa.
LOL
LAUGH HOR

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Anyway! I'M GOING CHEENA LATER! THEN I CAN SING ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING! *squeals. I hope to come back with lots of pictures for my BUBBLESoflily! HAHA. :D

Sorry for not updating for like awhileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee because I'm really busy. CO camp and stuff. I think CO camp was okay but our enemy Weather don't like us ): BLAH!

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA! Here I COME! (: MISS ME EVERYBODY!

Monday, June 05, 2006

How long have I not been blogging man! (Notice: NOT a question, no need to answer cos I dont really want to know) Anyway, I'm like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay tired.

Really tired. I'll be practising how to recount in this post most probably. So if you don't like me recounting then RUN! Good.

-START-

Saturday June 03

I went lunch.
I froze to death.
I un-froze because somebody pushed me out into the street called Sunny Street.
I went to tuition.
I learned about triangles, and did you know that they have 3 pointy angles? Cool right.
I went to BS; hoping that I was not late.
I went to BS; to find out that I'm early.
I learned about Isrealites. Jacob. Sarah.
I hope Pearlyn is pleased because I can remember.
I went to buy stuff for my grandpa.
I spent alot of money.
I went home without seeing any cats.

Sunday June 04

I went for super early father's day dinner.
I went to this place with full of people.
I hate people for I am an alien. Anyway,
the queue was so long that my family decided to give up.
It was as long as a dragon.
Don't ask me how long is a dragon because I don't know.
We decided to go to another restaurant.
And the my tummy was filled by timsum made by Lydia Sum, my neighbour in HK.
I went to Dhoby Ghort.
I think nowadays I'm super early because I had to wait.
I watched She's the man.
Beautiful butterflies man.
I like the Duke guy. He's my boyfriend.
I went to GDOP only to return early.
It was okay. I did stone.
Then later I was in a bad mood.
BUT when I started hearing music,
I was okay already. Thank you, click five!

-STOP-

Aiya, very lazy to type already.

Friday, June 02, 2006

I am smart, intelligent, clever and bright. (: Nothing lah, just wanted to praise myself. Heh!

Today I woke up at the wrong side of the bed. I don't know if it's wrong anot really. Because there's only one side of the bed I can get off ):
( Btw, I'm smiling at this myself; even if you don't find it funny! )

Anyways, I made up my mind to be a photographer. All the photos that I take are FAB. Did you see SOMEBODY'S display pic, all the nice nice ones are the ones I took! Also, I think photographers can slack alot. So I should be one.

Shiooooooooooooooooook.

OH YAH YAH ! Today I watched very nice shows on Chan Nel-U. (The surname Chan leh, not Kua, SIGHS. Haha. ) The first show was a korean show but I couldnt really understand the plot cos there's alot of things happening. BUT the second show was fab(: That's because it's stupid. Haha, I LIKE! And it's the first episode sommore. It's called.. I don't know. Something about the happiness, greenlight, dont know lah! Haha.

I have something to complain:
NOW A-DAYS HOR, CATS BOH CHENG HU!
( cats no government (: )
Grr! You know I went down to give PUI Ying and Han Xiao something then this eeeeeediot cat was lying at the pavement ( NOT Peifen hor. Heh! ). Then I was VERY brave, I walked so near it lor. Haha, give me lollipop leh, I BRAVE leh.



So adorable. Why can't we have more of kittens? ): Haha, actually kittens I also scared. Blah.

Reply to tags:

Peifen: I know I do (: *Blush blush. Heh!

Jingyang: REALLY! He got say lor, I think you not there yet. Bleh.

Cedrac: I've decided to be a pebble (: Pebbles pretty!! Haha.

Ah Kiat: Like that then fun what! *Change change change!

Rebecca: Haha. I only tag you once lor. Alot meh? WOAH I MISS YOU SO! (: *Crosses fingers







GDOP; SUNDAY > Last call, if you're serious. (:

Thursday, June 01, 2006

EARLY IN THE MORNING 6 O'CLOCK, I went to school. Nah, just kidding lah, sounds good what. (: I went around 9 plus near 10 to do XXX ! Ugh let's not talk about it already. I dont until I want to die. Anyway, I can't say what is it in fear of whoever may be involved in the SURPRISE. Bluff you wan lah, where got go to school and do surpise wan?

Jia Pa Bo Sai Bang, is it?! ( Eat things got nothing to shit, is it?!)

I think my translation not bad. Next time can be translator. (: WHO WANT TO HIRE ME? Give you chance now! Heh.

Today the Jay Chou Uncle tell me story! Haha, I don't know he looking at who lah, but I think he abit cock eye. (: Anyways, he was hao-lian-ing about a BUTTON that can ring the whole school in Loyang Primary and how he locked 16 students in the computer lab for 24 hours. Proud guy. Not time to elaborate more. Haha.

It's a very short post today cos my sis wants to use the computer. Grr. Computer my boyfriend leh, dont snatch ): Dont even have a picture for my post ):

Reply to tags:

Jingxiong: ER HELLO! (:

Tingyu: Thanks. Good luck for your O's! (:

Cedrac: Throw me in the river then all the water come out, dumb dumb! Then later hor. It's not river anymore! HA HA!

Eric/Mr Kua: If I stone then you throw stone and me and TA-DA! I un-stone magically. Really want to go not? (:

Jingyang: Okay lor. When my birthday. Haha. Now not free (: And I got legs okay. Just that cannot use properly, cos lame what.

Debbie: Haha, cos you FAN YING CHI DUN! Remember today Jay Chou tell us story? (: Fun hor.